I’m a man of many dreams. But if I’d be given the chance to live only one of them, then I’d choose the one where I live with you for the rest of my life.
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Okay maybe this is just another effect of playing too much video games. I’m also pretty sure that this thought has come across thousands of minds of gamers all over the world. But please stay put for a moment right where you’re sitting now and give this a thought:
What if we’re in some super advance alien video game.
Or maybe not alien. Just some God video game or something. What if we’re in an RPG? What if we aren’t even real players anymore? What if we’re ll just a bunch of NPCs now?
Wait. Let me gather my thoughts for a moment here. They’re all rushing in all at the same time and I’m not so sure anymore what to put in in this post, what comes first or when should I break my paragraph…..
Okay that’s about enough. So what if we’re all in some game some godly beings or higher dimensional folks are playing? And it started some time ago(though time isn’t really much of an issue here since the game could probably fit a month within their day or something). Adam and Eve(or whoever your culture tells you your ancestors are) were the first players or some important NPC. After that, everyone followed and played the game resulting to a population explosion of some sort. The game’s server couldn’t quite take the amount of player or maybe there were to many bots so they sent some “flood” to clean the game up and update it. The game would be subjected to more updates and maintenance every now and then. Atlantis. The (alleged) overnight vanishment of the Mayan Race. The Great Fire of London. Black Plague. Titanic. 9/11. War, earthquakes and many more… what if all of these are attempts to maintain the game. What if the game allows people to get married in-game and have children? And these children… are, well, us? What if, some time after the first maintenance, the mods realized that these children live too long and reproduce much too fast so they reduced our life span. What if that’s actually the reason for death?
I know these are all just fancy ramblings. But it isn’t half-bad as an idea right? I mean think about this again. Back then, people used to do many rituals to appease Gods and whatever. They slay virgins, offer lambs, sing, dance, light bonfires, have sex or whatever. Remember Cain and Abel? Or any of those old school stuff about sacrifices and what ever? What if these are all quests to get something? You know how we all do quests in RPGs? What if it’s like that. And if you think these quests are too general for your taste, maybe you should try reading The Lesser Key of Solomon/Lemegeton or other ancient books. They have “quest instructions”(lol) there on how to become invisible, how to find lost/stolen stuff, how to summon angels or demons(souds very RPGish, right?), make magic carpets and many more. And all of them require something: frogs, spells, sticks of green elder, parchment of hare-skin. And they all must be done in a certain time of the day! Doesn’t that sound extremely more RPGish?!
Haha. Anyway, what if that’s also the reason why we don’t get much stuff from our “godly” beings anymore(whoever you believe in). That’s because the game’s had many updates over the time and we can just get what we used to need back then around us. What if our real purpose is to wait for the game to finish? And oh, what if that 144,000 people which will be saved according to the Bible or whatever is the number of people going to be… well, given the chance to live with them. I mean, you understand how we’re all probably just NPCs right meaning we don’t have real bodies in that world. What if 144,000 is the amount of people that’s going to be going out there. Don’t ask me why 144,000. Maybe it’s the game’s creator’s favorite number. If it was me, I’d only save 6 or 7. Or maybe there’s some financial issues regarding the amount of robot bodies that can be produced so they’re stuck with 144,000. Or maybe it’s just some typo by the old folks who told us that and the number could be more or less actually.
Either way, we’re in a game. Somehow, that justifies my last post: Me being attracted to an NPC. You see technically, we’re all just NPCs so me being attracted to an NPC or a “real” person like you doesn’t really matter.
Frau-Bow’s the girl Yashio!
Yes. I’m attracted to an Non Playable Character. To a cluster of garbled 1s and 0s that wouldn’t even talk to me properly anymore now that I’ve finished her quest. Talk about desperate… Yes, my friends. I have yet again sunk deeper in the Lake of Miserable Misery. I don’t know. I guess it’s just my biological clock telling me that it’s that time of the year again when hearts should be beating unnecessarily faster than it should and the mind is stumped thinking about gifts and cheesy gimmicks to spice up that godforsaken day. Or maybe I’ve just been playing too much Ragnarok and hunting too much Munaks and Bonguns that I’ve been unconsciously sucked into their tragic love story. Or maybe it’s just the fact that the NPC in question is called “Cute Student” and has ponytails and glasses.
Oh well. Whatever the reason is, it doesn’t really matter. It’s not gonna stop me from feeling miserable anyway… and playing RPGs… and listening to Yuyoyuppe… or dissing on this crappy movie Shake Rattle and Roll one million.
Anyway, in relation to that godforsaken day, for a change I won’t be dissing on it this year. Well I already said that last year but due to unfortunate circumstances, I wasn’t able to finish that drawing I’ve been meaning to post last year resulting to an unprecedented guy monthly period. I was frustrated, in short. And annoyed, too. This year would be different though. Or maybe not. To be honest I’m just trying to be optimistic about this week and next week.
Sigh. I wish I was in that place now. Snow… these stuff.. those stuff.. ponytails.. glass-girls… Sigh.
Seriously, Lara Croft’s jugs are getting really attractive.
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You know, I think if we all stopped taking anybody’s ex-girlfriend or -boyfriend as our girlfriends or boyfriends, people would invest more time in finding the right one for them(not that I’m telling you guys to believe in those). No one would be in a relationship just for the sake of being in one because of fear of not getting to be with someone in the future. Or at least that would make people make an effort to make relationships last.
I know that’s kinda sad and stupid, too. But at least no one(or at the least, less people) would get hurt.
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